School Movies: ‘Safety: In Danger Out Of Doors’ (1978)

'Aware. Alert. Alive.' (Safety Woman, 1978)

‘Aware. Alert. Alive.’ (Safety Woman, 1978)

Hurray! It’s School Movies time! Quickly, everyone gather ’round and pay close attention. Today we present Safety: In Danger Out of Doors – the story of a mild-mannered school crossing guard, Karen Kingsley, who moonlights as the guardian of youth, “Safety Woman.”

Behind you! Behind youuuu! ('Safety: In Danger Out Of Doors,' 1978)

Behind you! Behind youuuu! (‘Safety: In Danger Out Of Doors,’ 1978)

You won’t see a trippier, more thrilling or better-acted, 14 minutes of heroic crossing guard action this entire afternoon. Dig in!

‘Safety: In Danger Out of Doors,’ 1978

Previously on School Movies: ‘The Crossroads Crash’ (1973)

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3 Responses to School Movies: ‘Safety: In Danger Out Of Doors’ (1978)

  1. Steve H. says:

    Wow, a lot of weed must have gone down among the filmmakers when they dreamed this one up.

    I’m sorry, but train tracks ARE a fun place to play around.

    I love you, Safety Woman !!

  2. Steve H. says:

    Mystery Science Theater would have had a field day with this one !!