People Magazine Jan 30, 1978: James at 15 Loses His Virginity

Flipping further into the January 30, 1978 issue of People Magazine we find a rare look at teen actor Lance Kerwin and his acclaimed (much-too-short-lived) show James at 15. James at 15 premiered October 27, 1977 on NBC and lasted only one season with the show’s title cleverly warping to James at 16 midway through its run. Hey, this show was so real James got older in real time while we watched.

As Barry White played softly in the background James Hunter came of age


I loved this series and really related to Lance Kerwin even if he was four years older. This issue of People focuses on the upcoming ‘controversial’ episode in which James, turning 16, loses his virginity to a hot Swedish exchange student. I’m sure she had Farrah hair and smelled like bubble gum-flavored Lip Smackers. At least, that’s how I remember it. I haven’t seen the series since its original run. I need to remedy that soon.

Direct from People:
At 17, actor Lance Kerwin’s 12-hour workdays preclude so much as a steady girlfriend, much less a grand passion. But as the adolescent protagonist of NBC’s appealingly authentic James at 15, he is at present enduring the most contentious deflowering in the history of prime time. The controversial episode—scheduled for February 9—has already triggered the resignation of creator novelist Dan (Going All the Way) Wakefield and proved that, in jaundiced Burbank of all places, loss of virginity can still make the earth move.

My mentor Kerwin - where art thou now?


People Quote continued:
Actor Kerwin’s attitude is that James’ sexual initiation ‘is about time.’ He further grumbles that ‘no one wants to listen to what I have to say about James. I’ve been told that I’m too far removed from the reality of teenage life now that I’m in a series. How can I be in a vacuum and the adults who write and produce the series in the thick of things? They’re not exactly teenagers themselves.’ (Lance obviously feels strongly on the subject, but when the delicate subject of his own experience in country matters is posed, NBC answers for him: ‘No comment.’)

Still, hardly anyone can doubt the maturity of an actor who by his own 16th birthday was spending more time with The Bionic Woman and Wonder Woman (in guest roles) than with girls his own age. ‘The kid is the best, really fantastic,’ admires Wakefield. Although Kerwin’s role as a naive Holden Caulfield type who moves from Oregon to Boston requires him to be on camera almost continuously, Lance dismisses the burden as ‘not a bad thing for a young actor.’

You can read the entire article if you so desire. What’s Kerwin up to these days? Apparently he’s a pastor and lives in Kaua’i, Hawai’i. I’ll leave you with another fine ad from the issue.

In the 70s caffeine made you mellow. Freakishly amped - but mellow as hell, baby!

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People Magazine Jan 30, 1978: Lenny & Squiggy

People Magazine began publication in March 1974 and is still going strong today. The weekly magazine is a wonderful resource for 70s pop culture and we’ll peek inside various issues from time to time here at Bionic Disco. Today, let’s take a look at the January 30, 1978 issue which featured the cast of TV’s Laverne and Shirley on the cover. Specifically, Lenny and Squiggy aka actors Michael McKean and David Lander are in the spotlight.

Michael McKean and David Lander - mattress hi-jinks


Direct from People:
Michael McKean and David Lander: Prime Time’s Dumbest Duo Is Just An Act.
Admirers with clout never hurt, so when Rob (TV’s ‘Meathead’) Reiner and his wife, Penny Marshall, invited underemployed actors Michael McKean and David L. Lander home for a party and commanded, ‘Do ’em,’ the boys were on. ‘ ‘Em’ were a couple of blue-mouthed greaser characters named ‘Lenny’ and ‘Ant’ny’ that McKean and Lander, both now 30, had created back in college 12 years earlier. Fortunately for them, a Happy Days spinoff was in the works and most of its formative figures were at the party—not to mention in the family. Penny’s brother was to be co-creator and executive producer, her dad producer, and she herself was to play a character called Laverne. Cindy Williams was cast as co-star Shirley, and the McKean-Lander team was hired as writer-consultants.

They wrote themselves into the premiere as Lenny and Squiggy (Ant’ny was renamed Squiggmann to add a Teutonic touch to the otherwise disproportionately Italian cast). ‘The show looked like a disaster at that time,’ McKean marvels now. ‘I had never been involved in a network show before and didn’t know something that seemed to be a mess could end up an enormous hit.’

McKean and family Jan. 1978


People Quote continued:
That’s one of the few understatements of TV history. Those bubble-brained beer bottlers, Laverne and Shirley, and their even dimmer Schotz Brewery truck driver neighbors, Lenny and Squiggy, are as of their second anniversary this week the No. 1 series in TV. Though they themselves have sometimes been at loggerheads on the set, Penny and Cindy are in accord about their second bananas. ‘I don’t know any better guys to work with,’ says Marshall. Williams calls both ‘terrific actors. That’s why they convince people they’re creeps.’

You can read the entire article if your interest is piqued. I’ll leave you with a bonus advertisement below. In the next post we’ll take a look at TV’s James at 15 from this same juicy issue.

You know this guy smokes Marlboros and dances the Hustle when he isn't waxing down his ride

People Magazine, People Mag Wiki

June 20, 1975: Jaws Released, Beaches Empty

36 years ago today Steven Spielberg’s Jaws was released to theaters across America on June 20th, 1975. Based on the hit 1974 novel by Peter Benchley, Jaws is considered by many to be the first summer blockbuster (hotly contested by 1977’s Star Wars.)

Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw - Two opposite examples of 70s manliness


It seems bizarre to me now but I saw this movie in the theater at the impressionable age of eight-years-young. Jeeeeezus! This film scared the living chum out of me and (I’m not kidding here) I didn’t go more than a foot deep into the ocean for a good few years afterward. I was sure I was going to be eaten alive by a giant Great White at any moment. Hurray for Hollywood!

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat…”

Interesting Jaws factoids: Jaws author Peter Benchley wrote three drafts of the screenplay before dropping out of the project. Benchley does, however, appear in the film briefly as a news reporter.

Jaws '75. It's a kids film right? My local theater thought so.


Jaws Wiki, Jaws IMDb, Jaws novel

Evel Soars On Harley ’75

Here’s a totally radical magazine ad for you from 1975. Evel Knievel for Harley-Davidson – featuring “Knievel’s own XR-750” and other nifty AMF Harleys such as the FXE-1200 and the Z-90. No, I don’t really know my bikes but Evel sure as hell did. This one time, he jumped over like 35 buses. He crashed and stuff but it was super cool.

See this arm kid? Broken in 16 places. Cool, huh?

“Follow the lead of Evel Knievel. To the AMF Harley-Davidson world of freedom.”

Check out the official Evel Knievel site for more great pics like this.

TV Time: Star Wars Droid Factory

Hey Kids! It’s time for another vintage Star Wars toy commercial – this time circa 1979. The Star Wars Droid Factory let kids build a three-legged R2 unit and even create their own droids from scratch. I didn’t have this toy – but I sure as heck wanted one. It’s got an official Star Wars crane fer god’s sake!

Seconds later the giant child swallowed R2-D2 whole

“Help the Jawas build R2-D2 and hundreds of other droids! 33 interchangeable droid parts build up to 5 robots at one time, including an R2-D2 with 3 legs or a 4-wheeled robot that rolls. Movable crane snaps onto platform and carries parts from “supply” to the “assembly line”; specially designed ramp allows the Jawa action figures to “roll out the droids”! Figures not included. Ages 5 and up. $11.95″



Droid-in-a-Box!



YouTube poster, Droid Factory box pic & details

TV Time: ABC Sunday Night Movie – The Longest Yard

Sunday night. Time for popcorn and a movie on broadcast TV.

Recorded off the TV in 1979, this ABC Sunday Night Movie promo urges you to watch this evening’s flick – Burt Reynold’s 1974 prison football comedy – The Longest Yard.

In the late 70s, Cable TV was in a fledgeling state, Betamax recorders were damn expensive (we sure didn’t have one) and video rental stores were virtually non-existent. Most folks looked forward to recent movies (and by recent I mean a couple of years old) finally making an appearance on the living room boob tube. The films were heavily edited, cursing was over-dubbed and commercials interrupted every 10 to 15 minutes – and yet we endured. Kids today with their movies on wrist watches and such! They don’t know just how easy their access to filmed entertainment is. Stay off my lawn!, etc., etc.

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